10 Cheesy Marketing Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Here are some jokes for your consideration:

• Here's a playful pondering: "How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer is none. Why? Because they've automated the task. Don't keep this quirky joke to yourself - tweet it out!
• Let's consider the antics of the new Chips Ahoy marketing director on her first day. You know what she'd do? She'd enable cookies! Share a laugh on Twitter with this one.
• And then there's the naughty lead whose phone rings at 1 a.m. Just why, you ask? It's for a late-night 'booty call-to-action'. This one's perfect for a cheeky tweet!
• Thinking about the traits of a subpar marketer? Well, they're anti-social. What better way to break the ice on Twitter than with this tongue-in-cheek remark?
• Picture this: a marketer climbs off a trampoline. Why? He's got a bounce rate to worry about! Another Twitter-worthy jest right there.
• Wondering why a lead can't date a religious marketer? Because she's always trying to convert him - a casual reminder of the ever-present desire of most marketers. This one's ripe for the Twitter-telling too!
• Here's another LOL-worthy scenario: A stock photo walks into a bar, causing a stir among the patrons. Confused, she asks the bartender, "Why's everyone staring?" To which he replies, "Cuz your ALT tag is showing." Tweet away this gem!
• Knock, knock...who's there? An interruptive marketer...interruptive marke---. Ah, the classic knock-knock joke with a marketing twist - bound to tweet-smile your followers.
• A marketing couple considered tying the knot, yet, they decided against it. Their reason? They weren't on the same landing page. Get your Twitter followers in on this wisecrack.
• And finally, here's a pirate-themed giggler. When it comes to a pirate's favorite piece of marketing content, it's a webinAAAAR! A pirate joke to round off a sequence of tweets is always fun.

We hope these are a great starting point and we can't wait to hear yours! Share your silly marketing jokes in the comments.

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  Question: How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

  Question: Why do marketers make such good wide receivers? Answer: Because they always stay inbounds.

  Question: What's a pirate's favorite thing about marketing? Answer: Thee arrrrrrROI!

  Question: How much does a hipster weigh? Answer: An insta-gram.

  Question: What movie features a marketer stuck on a deserted island? Answer: Web-Cast Away.

  Question: What's a telemarketer's favorite song? Answer: Answer my call, maybe.

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